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California Rolls Revision #3

By Kwene

So Bad It's Good

Revised: 07-Apr-2011
Added: 06-Apr-2011
Canada

Average rating: 7
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California rolls girls katy perry music video

Sing to the tune of Katy Perry's California Girls. I know it's bad, but I just wanted to have some fun. Would be a hoot if somebody ever wants to make a cheap music video with the lyrics.

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[Rap]
Greetings loved ones
Let’s go grab a bite

[Sing]
I know a place
Where wasabi is really greener
Cold, sticky rice
There must be something in the soya sauce

Sippin’ green tea
Kneeling till my legs get crampy
The boys
Roll the rice
Wrap them with little seaweed
Yum yum

Dynamite Roll, House Roll
But nothing comes close
To the California Roll
Once you had some of them
You’ll be burping all night
Yum yum yum

California Rolls
You’re unforgettable
Soya sauce
Wasabi on top
Seaweed skin
So cool
Will get stuck in your mouth
Yum yum yum

California Rolls
You so delectable
Fine, fresh, fierce
I like you a lot
West coast represent
Now open up your mouth
Yum yum yum

Six on a plate
I need more to be satisfied
We eat
And they’re cheap
So let’s have more of the rolls

Dynamite Roll, House Roll
But nothing comes close
To the California Rolls
Once you had some of them
You’ll be burping all night
Yum yum yum

California Rolls
You’re unforgettable
Fake crab meat
Wasabi on top
Seaweed skin
So cool
Will get stuck in your mouth
Yum yum yum
Yum yum yum

California Rolls
You so delectable
Fine, fresh, fierce
I like you a lot
West coast represent
Now open your mouth
Yum yum yum

[Rap]
Stick-y
Round and yummy
Stuff it in ‘cause it’s too yummy
Wild wild west coast
These are the rolls I love the most
I mean the ones
That goes round and round
Taste it
Chew it
Swallow it

The rolls sticky
Between my teeth
Soya sauce, wasabi
I'm okay
I won’t puke
I love to eat
Just like I love LA
Venice beach
And Palm Springs
California Rolls are everywhere

Soya sauce
Sodium
All that salt
Hypertension
Myocardial
Infarction
No goodies
Diabetes
Mellitus
Insulin shots
Easy on the soya sauce
(uh huh)
Wasabi is good for you
Cause you representing California
(ohhh yeahh)

[Rap]
(Californiaaa, Californiaaa)
California Rolls man
I wish they all could be
California rolls
(Californiaaa)
I really wish
You all could be
California rolls
(Californiaaa, yeah)

California Rolls
You’re unforgettable
Fake crab meat
Wasabi on top
Seaweed skin
So cool
Will get stuck in your mouth
Yum yum yum

California Rolls
You so delectable
Fine, fresh, fierce
I like you a lot
West coast represent
Now open up your mouth
Yum yum yum

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Alexis6

May 9, 2011 at 6:17 PM PDT

Ahaha I like it! :)